As you know we moved waaaaaay out to the country. We love it but we recognize there are some trade offs and here are some of them.
During the drive into town we get to see dozens of tractors, we also get dozens of goldfish crackers all over the floor of the van.
Neighbors are considered anyone within a 5 mile radius. One particular neighbor has a very large stained glass picture of a ram’s head in their front room window. Nice.
I have replaced noisy neighbors with noisy cows.
Dust has become part of the decor.
Sometimes my house smells like chickens, the live variety not the lemony-herb roasted kind.
Neighbors rallied together after a crazy driver was spotted on a nearby county road. Police arrived, spoke with the offender and returned to inform us that “everything’s okay” the out-of-towner was actually a “pretty famous bull rider.” The police officer reassured us that he had actually seen him ride in person. Ahhh, fears calmed.
No more little notes on our door about how irritating it is that our dogs bark on Tuesday nights from 6-7 pm.
The bad manners of the neighborhood dogs make our dogs look like saints, and that is hard to do.
Of the many things that can and do wake me up in the morning, flies have been added to the most wanted list.
I’m almost positive our local crop duster is no other than daredevil Evel Knievel.
It’s official city slickers are afraid of dirt – on their clothes, on their shoes, on their cars and on their kids.
My country friend recently complimented me on choosing the perfect color couch – Colorado Dirt Brown. It’s the new camouflage thank you very much!!
We don’t wear white after labor day or before labor day.
Oh I could go on and on. We realize it’s not the life for everyone but we LOVE it!!
Thanks, Courtney



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